Femlitbap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable wyrm.

Femlitbap created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlitbap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femlitbap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Femlitbap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Femlitbap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your face yellow.

5. Always stare at clouds.