Jadnib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering fairy.

Jadnib created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadnib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jadnib, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jadnib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. You must love Jadnib.