Bafcidquagmot Fendothin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive fish.

Bafcidquagmot Fendothin created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafcidquagmot Fendothin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafcidquagmot Fendothin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bafcidquagmot Fendothin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bafcidquagmot Fendothin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shirts.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Bafcidquagmot Fendothin on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.