Davzodgar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast lobster.

Davzodgar created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Davzodgar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davzodgar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Davzodgar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Davzodgar's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.