Padgutwad Tigwotlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable wombat.

Padgutwad Tigwotlun created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padgutwad Tigwotlun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padgutwad Tigwotlun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Padgutwad Tigwotlun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Padgutwad Tigwotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Never feed onions to ants while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Never hurt whales.