Pibponlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful monkey.

Pibponlun created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibponlun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pibponlun, he will turn you into a snail.

Pibponlun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pibponlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Always obey Pibponlun's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.