Kipflagsugbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective bat.

Kipflagsugbug created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipflagsugbug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kipflagsugbug, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kipflagsugbug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kipflagsugbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never wear black hats.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.