Lidgilcap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish goblin.

Lidgilcap created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgilcap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidgilcap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lidgilcap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lidgilcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not commit murder.