Cadzendiss Gom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair spider.

Cadzendiss Gom created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadzendiss Gom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadzendiss Gom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cadzendiss Gom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cadzendiss Gom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.