Fedtonkgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful tortoise.

Fedtonkgep created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedtonkgep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fedtonkgep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fedtonkgep's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fedtonkgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Fedtonkgep nine times a day.

5. Always obey Fedtonkgep's priests.