Fubhonvag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome hyena.

Fubhonvag created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubhonvag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubhonvag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubhonvag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fubhonvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.