Gepvidvil is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited crane.

Gepvidvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvidvil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepvidvil, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gepvidvil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gepvidvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.