Gabmoblit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage bird.

Gabmoblit created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabmoblit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabmoblit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gabmoblit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gabmoblit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Gabmoblit on top of important buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.