Tofnakkik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking cat.

Tofnakkik created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Tofnakkik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tofnakkik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tofnakkik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tofnakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.