Bodxuckpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud hydra.

Bodxuckpas created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodxuckpas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodxuckpas, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bodxuckpas' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bodxuckpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.