Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy dragonfly.

Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ceprattofbastteennilaf Mummilbet Madquamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.