Flabtitnul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental crab.

Flabtitnul created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabtitnul, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabtitnul, he will remove you from existence.

Flabtitnul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flabtitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.