Gepgatstig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid alligator.

Gepgatstig created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Gepgatstig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepgatstig, she will turn you into a duck.

Gepgatstig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gepgatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never bounce near hamsters.

4. Run away from gray grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear trousers.
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