Tigsigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking fairy.

Tigsigdud created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigsigdud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigsigdud, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tigsigdud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tigsigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed bananas to monkeys while wearing violet hats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.