Keningfag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous wyvern.

Keningfag created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Keningfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Keningfag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Keningfag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Keningfag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help pigs.