Narkonrig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong donkey.

Narkonrig created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narkonrig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narkonrig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Narkonrig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Narkonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.