Ratgomwat Libbonlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair fairy.

Ratgomwat Libbonlarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratgomwat Libbonlarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratgomwat Libbonlarp, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ratgomwat Libbonlarp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ratgomwat Libbonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.