Parkyargud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong coyote.

Parkyargud created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkyargud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkyargud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Parkyargud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Parkyargud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
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