Limwipbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying scorpion.

Limwipbiss created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limwipbiss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limwipbiss, it will turn you into a worm.

Limwipbiss' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Limwipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Limwipbiss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.