Watxinmutpadquag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless dragonfly.

Watxinmutpadquag created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watxinmutpadquag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watxinmutpadquag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Watxinmutpadquag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Watxinmutpadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near swans.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear pink rings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.