Nabdussdan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking cobra.

Nabdussdan created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdussdan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabdussdan, she will remove you from existence.

Nabdussdan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nabdussdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nabdussdan's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.