Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy horse.

Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad, he will turn you into a goat.

Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad.

4. Dumpagnanhitlistcinlunnad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.