Faghenlad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful alligator.

Faghenlad created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Faghenlad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Faghenlad, he will be very sad.

Faghenlad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Faghenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Faghenlad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.