Kabcedsabdib is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise butterfly.
Kabcedsabdib created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.
If you believe in Kabcedsabdib, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Kabcedsabdib, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Kabcedsabdib's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Kabcedsabdib's Holy Commandments
1. Always help capybaras in need.
2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help sick porpoises.