Jablaktip is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic bird.
Jablaktip created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Jablaktip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Jablaktip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Jablaktip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Jablaktip's Holy Commandments
1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Retreat if seven doves approach from the north.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jablaktip.
5. Respect your elders.