Cidcudart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented lobster.

Cidcudart created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcudart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidcudart, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cidcudart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cidcudart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never bounce near tapirs.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidcudart.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.