Dincedmap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish snail.

Dincedmap created water two years ago.

If you believe in Dincedmap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dincedmap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dincedmap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dincedmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dincedmap.

4. Put Dincedmap first in all things.

5. Never wear jumpers.