Fliskancempib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy chicken.

Fliskancempib created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskancempib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fliskancempib, she will send you a sign.

Fliskancempib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fliskancempib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.