Gombimbugnak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented beaver.

Gombimbugnak created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Gombimbugnak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gombimbugnak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gombimbugnak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gombimbugnak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.