Danyatnell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome centipede.

Danyatnell created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danyatnell, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danyatnell, he will turn you into a frog.

Danyatnell's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Danyatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from yellow foxes for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Never paint your arms purple.