Muthastail is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless scorpion.

Muthastail created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muthastail, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Muthastail, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Muthastail's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Muthastail's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Muthastail.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Muthastail.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not skip in public.