Parkwotpan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish narwhal.

Parkwotpan created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Parkwotpan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkwotpan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Parkwotpan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Parkwotpan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven bats approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkwotpan.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Always help ducks in need.