Nigfudtik Ganstignar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, stupid duck.

Nigfudtik Ganstignar created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfudtik Ganstignar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigfudtik Ganstignar, it will strike you with lightening.

Nigfudtik Ganstignar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nigfudtik Ganstignar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nigfudtik Ganstignar on top of all buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not sit in public.