Bugbethun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong otter.

Bugbethun created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugbethun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugbethun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugbethun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bugbethun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugbethun.

3. You must pray to Bugbethun six times a day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.