Tetticetkom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient giraffe.

Tetticetkom created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetticetkom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tetticetkom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tetticetkom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tetticetkom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tetticetkom.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.