Hub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented ant.

Hub created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never talk about fire.