Dobjinnur is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered badger.
Dobjinnur created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Dobjinnur, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Dobjinnur, it will be very sad.
Dobjinnur's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Dobjinnur's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Never wear trousers.
3. You must love Dobjinnur.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always pray immersed in water.