Logzagfab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy skunk.

Logzagfab created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logzagfab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Logzagfab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Logzagfab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Logzagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.