Dadrawfon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident dove.

Dadrawfon created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadrawfon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadrawfon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dadrawfon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dadrawfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear pink corsets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadrawfon.

5. Always obey Dadrawfon's priests.