Bamvabwitpidflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody skunk.

Bamvabwitpidflan created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamvabwitpidflan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamvabwitpidflan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bamvabwitpidflan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bamvabwitpidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Always obey Bamvabwitpidflan's priests.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bamvabwitpidflan on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about planets.