Parknaklaggen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented chinchilla.

Parknaklaggen created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Parknaklaggen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parknaklaggen, she will not care.

Parknaklaggen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Parknaklaggen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Parknaklaggen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed peas to rats while wearing blue dresses.