Sogsisbin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured whale.

Sogsisbin created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogsisbin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sogsisbin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sogsisbin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sogsisbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never jump near tortoises.

5. You must never eat aubergines.