Nullgofstipgom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, prudent finch.

Nullgofstipgom created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgofstipgom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullgofstipgom, she will be very sad.

Nullgofstipgom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nullgofstipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.