Satditnur is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent troll.

Satditnur created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satditnur, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satditnur, it will boil you in a big pot.

Satditnur's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Satditnur's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine whales approach from the north.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never bounce near mites.

5. Never eat gooseberries.