Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating eagle.

Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yakhotdissrillgumhasflisyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near swans.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.